Phantom of the Opera
Все, надо завязывать с аниме...

Phantom of the Opera
на сегодня.

FITZ
)) а чочо так)

Phantom of the Opera
Потому что через полчаса будет уже завтра)))

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” -Drew Carey

There should never be a reason given to save a life

It's one thing to hit rock bottom, but did I have to grab a shovel and start digging?

There's a silver lining to everything

Someone died here. They were killed. I might not be able to bring them back, but I will not let the murderer get away with this. If it's the only thing I can do, I will bring the culprit to justice and offer some final closure to their family and friends, a person to blame. And I will prevent the deceased from dying a nameless death.

'Never underestimate your enemies' is a basic rule for anyone with enemies

one thing a cop did not ignore was body language

One shouldn't stand in the way of crazy people. It just wasn't polite. Or safe. But it mostly wasn't polite. The Japanese are a very well-mannered people, and would hate to offend anyone, no matter their sanity level

Misery loves company

people lie for all sorts of reasons. Some of them are good, some aren't. Some are selfish, some aren't. But they all eat away at you like acid, until you think there's nothing left. And when that happens... you keep it inside anyway, because there's only one thing worse than knowing someone hates you because you lied. And that's knowing they died because you didn't

"To a successful case!" Satou-san toasted, her cheeks barely flushed with pink.

"To none of us ending up in the hospital," Shiratori-keibu added wryly, lifting his own glass.

"To nothing exploding," was Takagi-san's offering, and the others winced in acknowledgment.

"To a reasonably small body count," Chiba-san threw in, clinking his beer bottle against the Coke Takagi-san held.

"To closing a case without the assistance of sleeping detectives, teenage detectives, mad inventors, or grade-schoolers with large glasses," Megure-keibu finished, raising his own glass.

Shinichi tried to keep his mind out of the happy little corners of perversion it wanted to wander into.

"Wow, I love Britain already. It's wetter than Japan. It's colder than Japan. And it's making me sleepy."

people need to stop assuming stuff. You know what they say….you make an ASS out of U and ME

Гриффиндорцы – это какая-то странная форма жизни, вроде разумных минералов, бесполезно пытаться понять мотивы их поступков.

Politicians needed to understand one thing, and one thing only about education: To stay out of it.

I wish...no I pray. May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon the fields. May the light of friendship guide your paths together. May the laughter of children grace the halls of your home. May the joy of living for one another trip a smile from your lips, A twinkle from your eye. And when eternity beckons, at the end of a life heaped high with love, May the good Lord embrace you with the arms that have nurtured you the whole length of your joy-filled days. May the gracious God hold you both in the palm of His hands. And, today, may the Spirit of Love find a dwelling place in your hearts.

Weasely, Ron: Merlin, prejudiced, lazy, another pureblood loyal to the house of his father and not enough imagination to go else where. A light minded version of Malfoy. "GRYFFINDOR!"

Let me get something straight, to all you dimwitted morons who have yet to understand something about me. Listen close now! I, Harry James Potter like cock!

Abusing idiots is its own reward

Courage was not the lack of fear, but having the strength to face it

all love's about facing that fear: putting yourself in someone else's hands and hoping they don't hurt you

Гарри Поттер рассказывает сыну Джеймсу сказку на ночь. Мальчик перебивает отца:
- Папа, папа! Покажи лучше, как возродился Волдеморт!
- Отстань, уже сто раз показывал... - отмахивается Гарри.
- Ну па-а-апа! - ноет Джеймс.
- Ладно. - успокаивает он сына, снимает с полки два черепа и одевает на руки:
- Господин директор, мне надо с вами поговорить.
- Конечно. В чем дело, Северус?
- Темный Лорд возродился.
- Кажется, настают тяжелые времена, мальчик мой...
(с) Навотно Стоечко

Третий закон Мерфи: «Из всех неприятностей произойдет именно та, ущерб от которой больше»

Pain is the body's way of saying, 'Don't do that, idiot.'

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Don’t Piss Me Off. I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies

Doing nothing is still doing something!

- Как насчет мужских ипостасей?
- Придется снять туфли, они не рассчитаны на десятый размер ноги.
- Но… мэм. Вы же профессор трансфигурации.
- И по совместительству женщина. Слона из табакерки? Крокодила из пера? Легко. Но нацелить палочку на любимые туфли? Никогда.

Hush now, my baby, be still love don't cry,

Sleep as if you're rocked by the stream.

Sleep and remember my nice lullaby.

So I'll be with you when you dream.

Sandman will come to take your little hand,

He'll take you where dreams rule the world.

I'll be here waiting to take care of you,

And I'll sing this little song word for word.

Hush now my baby, be still love don't cry,

Sleep as if you're rocked by the stream.

Sleep and remember my nice lullaby,

So I'll be with you when you... dream...

Я не злопамятный, просто память у меня злая.

Presents are wrapped for one reason only: to give the receiver the joy of being able to rip off the paper

Harry tapped his fingers absently on the magazine and looked around. The Weasleys, Neville, and Luna were still dancing and Severus had gone to the toilet. He looked at Hermione.

"Can I ask your advice on something?"

"Sure," she said. "What's up?"

"It's about…Severus and me…and our sex life."

Hermione stared at him for a moment, eyes wide. Then she laughed.

"I will help in any way I can," she giggled.

"Err…great," he said, not sure if he should continue. But then, she was drunk, so he supposed it was worth a shot.

"It's just, well…our sex life…I mean, it's great and all that but…it's just become, I dunno…a little repetitive and…ordinary. I don't mean 'ordinary' as in 'not good' though," he added quickly, "I mean, the feeling when we have sex is great, it's better than great, it's just it's sort of become sort of…" He trailed off, feeling his face burning with embarrassment. He was completely and utterly making a mess of this.

He chanced a looked at Hermione who was sat staring at him, nodding as if dazed.

"It's vanilla," she said randomly.

"What?"

"The sex," she said. "It's vanilla. Plain, standard, safe."

"Yes," said Harry, sitting up, "Yes, that's it. It's sex that we know we both enjoy. Yes, that's exactly it."

"And you want to try different things?" she guessed.

"Well, I'd like to," Harry shrugged. "But I don't know how to go about bringing it up with Severus."

Hermione nodded her trance-like nod again before continuing.

"You could make a list," she suggested.

"A list?"

"Yeah," she said. "You both make a list of all the things you would like to try in bed. Then you swap and read each others. If there's something on your list that Severus is comfortable with he'll know what to do, and vice versa. It's what Ron and I di –" But then she caught the horrified look on Harry's face and blushed.

"It's what Ron and I have heard some couples do," she struggled to say. "Of course Ron and I don't do that, we're not into that sort of stuff."

Now it was Harry's turn to nod along absently. He was pretty sure he was now scarred for life.

Again.

Only mentally this time.

Harry put aside the last of the letters and looked wonderingly at Severus.

"Giants and humans," he said.

Severus looked up from his sandwich. "I'm sorry?"

"Giants and humans," Harry said again. "Hagrid is a half-giant. His mum was a giantess but his dad was a tiny man."

"So?"

"Well how would that work?" Harry asked. "How is a tiny man supposed to have sex with a huge giant woman? I mean, forget about trying to fit his dick in there, he'd be able to fit his whole body in!"

Severus stared at Harry and dropped his half-eaten sandwich back onto his plate. "Thank you for that delightful image."

"Seriously though, how does it work?" he carried on. "Someone has to know."

"Ask Hagrid," Severus suggested, pushing his plate away. "I'm sure Hagrid will know."

"Don't be silly. I can't ask Hagrid about giant sex!"

"But you can ask me?" he complained.

"You're impartial."

Severus laughed in bewilderment. "Why do you want to know anyway?"

"Because," said Harry, "It's one of life's mysteries isn't it."

If their life was going to be full of conversations like these, Severus would definitely need that dungeon to escape to.

Christmas wasn't something that Severus liked to celebrate; celebrating the birth of someone who had existed years and years ago and doting gifts upon loved ones – it was all pointless. And he had pretty much the same view with New Year (it was just another day – big deal!), Valentines Day (why the hell did couples need their own day?), Easter (an excuse to eat all the chocolate one could possibly manage whilst celebrating the death and resurrection of said person who had been born at Christmas), and Halloween (don't even start on Halloween!)

Основатели пришли бы в ужас, если бы им довелось попасть в нынешнее время. Из всех профессоров нормальными специалистами были только Снейп и Флитвик, да и то, учитель из алхимика так себе. МакГонагол слишком сухая, объясняет как квантовую физику для филологов. Столько научных терминов и непонятных слов, что нужно на занятиях со специальным словарем сидеть. Спраут вечно где-то витает, в мыслях о своих обожаемых кустиках. Хагрид – это вообще нечто. От его «зверушек-лапочек» даже меня иногда дрожь пробирает. Биннс – летающее снотворное. Про Трелони вообще молчу. По ней наркологический диспансер плачет горючими слезами. Так и хочется прийти на прорицания с плакатом: «Пьянству – бой!»

Those who retrace their steps lose the chance to make new ones

I'm not strong; I'm just used to everything in the world hurting

Harry's motto in life was 'Break the rules; do the unexpected'.

don't cry because it's the end, but smile because it happened

Мы никогда не считали магию темной или светлой – для таких, как мы, магия едина во всех своих проявлениях. Мучающуюся в агонии лошадь лучше умертвить, чем позволить ей страдать.

- Ну…- ответил Лорд, задумчиво потирая подбородок. – В принципе, да. У тебя какая-то сила есть, дарованная кем-то или чем-то?

- Да, - язвительным голосом ответил Гарри. – Влезать в неприятности. Папа в сейфе оставил.

- Это не дар, это проклятье, - засмеялся Волан-де-морт, кладя шарик на место. – Пусть лежит тут, не будем огорчать старика.

in war innocents are always sacrificed

Спросонья - это когда пытаешься среди продуктов в холодильнике найти джинсы...
А с похмелья - это когда находишь)))

A brave man is not one who does not feel afraid, but one that goes on in spite of that fear

"я не хотел" стоит сделать боевым кличем Гриффиндора, - невозмутимо подытожил слизеринец, довольно глядя на ржущего собеседника. - А девизом - "Я не подумал".

Every so often the entire Harry Potter universe offends me so deeply that I just have to react by folding, spindling and mutilating it.

DISCLAIMER: If I owned YuYu Hakusho I would have Yusuke chained to my bed.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Lord Voldemort… Anything in that world, I don't own. If I did, Ginny would be dead and Harry would be gay. Yay!

The next morning Harry was woken up by Snape sharp at 5.00 with a magical alarm that almost made Harry deaf and woke him up from a nice dream in which he was having Dumbledore at wand point and Moody's magical eye in his left hand and yelling at him. There was a weasel that had a red tuft on top that Hermione was holding in her hand and scolding it as it looked miserable and tried to escape and Ginny was standing in a very comical stance on one leg and her hands joined together in prayer over her head and chanting 'sorry' all over and over again.

Mist Guardians, creating something from nothing. and nothing from something, bewildering the enemy to render the Family's true form intangible with deceit.

unwaveringly loyal and dependable, not only taking the Lightning, but also the damage of the Family, like a Lightning Rod.

Sun Guardian, destroying the misfortune that attacks the Family with their own body, becoming the Sun that brightly shines upon all.

it would be up to the Rain Guardian to be the rain that could be soothing one minute and punishing the next, squaring the accounts and washing away the blood spilled; to be the requiem rain.

the duty of the Storm Guardian was to be continuously at the heart of the attack, the storm of raging waves that never rested.

Жизнь — это ад, жизнь, а не смерть,

Мы все горим в аду,

Нам эти муки всем терпеть,

Кто с миром не в ладу.

Нам всем достался этот путь,

Но разные сердца,

И чтоб постигнуть жизни суть,

Страдать должна душа.

Кто эти муки испытал,

Всегда поймет меня,

Тот, кто тянулся, но упал,

И не узнал конца.

Я вижу пир! Им правит смерть,

И боль и жар огня!

И мне придется в нем гореть,

Гореть, пока жив я.

Я протестую, Этот мир

Уже убил меня,

Он уничтожил и разбил

Иллюзию добра.

Psychopaths don't know the difference between right and wrong, sociopaths do and just don't care.

Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, why in the world would I be writing fanfiction?

lessons are meant to hurt or you can't learn from them and earn the blessings that they are meant to give

Ichigo was an anchor to everyone, that Toushiro knew

"Believe in your heart

that something wonderful is about to happen.

Love your life.

Believe in your own powers,

and your own potential,

and in your own innate goodness.

Wake every morning with the awe of just being alive.

Discover each day the magnificent,

awesome beauty in the world.

Explore and embrace life in yourself

and in everyone you see each day.

Reach within to find your own specialness.

Amaze yourself and rouse those around you to the potential of each new day.

Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect;

this is the essence of your humanity.

Let those who love you help you.

Trust enough to be able to take.

Look with hope to the horizon of today,

for today is all we truly have.

Live this day well.

Let a little sun out as well as in.

Create your own rainbows.

Be open to all your possibilities;

all possibilities and Miracles.

Always believe in Miracles."

Anything built on lies, can't last

After all the fighting he'd done, didn't he deserve a happy ending?

I doesn't matter if you are gay, or lesbian, or straight because love comes from the body, and it is not decided whether or not you can love someone just because of other people. It's a connection through both souls, one cannot change whether they like it not. The point is you just don't really fall in love with gender, you fall in love with a person. Race, or sex, or gender – it doesn't matter.

To achieve anything, something of equal value most be offered in exchange

'When I defend, I won't be cut. When I protect, I won't let that person die. When I attack, I kill.'

"What did I tell you?" Ichigo asked whilst pressing a pack of ice against his son's blue eye.

"Don't insult the almighty bunnies."

"Because?"

Haku's face contorted into a grimace. "Because bunnies will one day rule the world."

"And?" Ichigo wasn't letting him go.

"And because Mom is their demonic queen of doom."

"Right."

protection is not made up solely of defense. No matter how strong the shield is, without eliminating the threat the shield will crumble

nakama - This word doesn't really have a good English translation. It indicates a relationship that is greater than friend or best friend, closer to family or comrade than anything else.

Tear the sky asunder, Zangetsu!

It then suddenly hit Zoro, how important Luffy was to this crew, how they relied on him for everything and how he somehow brightened their lives with his very existence.

- Я тебе этого никогда не прощу, - прошипел Санджи после поцелуя. Команда все еще пребывала в шоке. - Маримо.
Ругательсво он выдохнул прямо в губы Зоро.

Будь хорошим маримо...

— Эхе-ей, Са-а-анжи-и-и...— лицо последнего разгладилось, и на нем отчетливо проступило смущение. На Зоро упала депрессия.— Просыпа-айся,— ухмылка стала убийственной,— дерьмовый по-овар.
Санжи тут же распахнул глаза и узрел перед носом нависающую тень с горящими красными щелками глаз и белоснежным оскалом демона.
— АААААААИИИИИИИИ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!— Алкоголь и сон вылетели вон, и кок инстинктивно взмахнул ногой, вскакивая. Демон отпрыгнул на середину палубы под свет луны.
— З-з-зор-р-ро-о-о????!!!!!— заикаясь, выдавил Санжи.— Т-Т-ТЫ ДЕРЬМО С МЕЧАМИ, ЧЁ ТВОРИШЬ?!!!!? У меня чуть инфаркт не случился!!!!

Бродя по лабиринту полок и стеллажей, Санджи старался не упускать Зоро из виду. Не хватало еще, чтобы Маримо куда-нибудь пропал и блудил потом до самого закрытия. Хотя – супермаркет ведь круглосуточный! Зоро мог бы стать местной легендой – вечно бродящим по магазину покупателем, питающимся онигири.

Love is and always will be worth the risk

Рейтинг самых популярных в фанфиках зелий:
3-е место – Оборотное
2-е место – Любрикант
1-е место – Неправильно сваренная хрень нейтрализующаяся только сексом
(с) Артеника

Санджи про Зоро: - Ты даже не знаешь, где право и где лево, тупорылое детище тухлой капусты?!

если вы меня спросите, почему именно ЗоСан... потому что это безумно весело – думать, что самый мужицкий анимешный мужик и неисправимый бабник могут быть геями.

ичиго/зангецу

He stared at the face of the girl he loved, knowing that she would never wake. No prince could kiss death away.

солдаты перед парадом на строевой учатся синхронно ходить, а слизеринцы перед ритуалами на собраниях УпСов учатся синхронно кончать

Идиотизм не лечится, он исчезает, но только вместе с носителем под двумя метрами земли

Assumptions are the mother of all screw ups.

Лето - это время года, когда очень жарко, чтобы заниматься вещами, которыми заниматься зимою было очень холодно. (Марк Твен)

Очень трудно убить человека, которому все равно – будет он жить или умрет.

Три вещи нельзя вернуть: выпущенную стрелу, произнесенное заклинание и раскрытый секрет.

- Доброе утро, товарищ! И доброго пути на тот свет!

бросай курить, вставай на лыжи, и вместо рака будет грыжа

ххх: раньше я ныл изза того, что новое аниме в раве появляется в четверг, а сабы к нему - только в субботу.
ххх: раньше я ныл, что манга в раве пояляеться к двум в пятницу, а перевод только к полуночи.
ххх: я специально ради аниме выучил японский, и что теперь? о чем я ною?
ххх: о том, что сегодня аниме в раве появилось на 10 минут позже чем на прошлой неделе...
ххх: скажите - меня можно вылечить?

ичиго/тоуширо

ичиго/тоуширо