Dinosaurs were dead for a reason, the world couldn't support their existence anymore.

Талия есть у каждой женщины, это место, где лифчик уже закончился, а трусы еще не начались.

Девушки, которые говорят "за мной бегает куча мальчиков", запомните - низкие цены всегда притягивают покупателей.

Nature is fierce and deadly and seldom fair, and you have to accept that.

For all they don’t hold onto grudges, hobbits cling to gossip like dwarves to gold.

«скоро» - это переменная, имеющая диапазон от «вот прямо сейчас» до «бесконечность не предел!».

When in doubt, blame the Wizard. Preferably where he can’t hear you and turn you into a toadstool for the impertinence.

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.

Love was a subtle and sly old thing after all, it made fools and slaves of people even as it set them free.

Lack of precedent does not mean lack of validity.

Безумству храбрых - гробы со скидкой.

Love is not a checklist with boxes to be ticked off, it isn't something quantifiable.

Love plays not fair, it pays no indemnity and takes no prisoners.

Pity wasn't a shame, it was a sign of a decent nature and a sign that there was something wrong in the world that didn't in any way, shape or form reflect badly upon the receiver.

The thing is, motive matters. Doing something horrible because you want to is not the same thing as doing something horrible because it's necessary. Or because you're being forced to.

Нельзя жить в обществе и быть свободным от него.

Когда во мне просыпается интерес к чему-то, логика - в шоке, здравый смысл - в нокауте (бедняжка), совесть - в отпуске (на Багамах! вот сволочь!), интуиция - в бегах, инстинкт самосохранения - в отключке, тараканы - в ударе. Йяху!

Wars don't just go away, they are only postponed to someone else's advantage.

Niccolo Machiavelli

"If you can pin the blame on someone else, do it," said Severus, quoting an unofficial motto of the Slytherin house.

War was not kind. It was not pleasant. It did not have room for foolish pacifists who thought everyone could be redeemed at the expense of those who died before their time.

Money didn't buy her any happiness...but it was certainly buying her a more pleasant form of misery.

У японцев гипертрофировано чувство субординации, что на фоне вашей преданности работе и вышестоящему начальству... Короче, нужно, чтобы крыша протекла всего лишь у одного высокопоставленного козла, все остальные пойдут за ним послушным стадом.

That’s what cruelty is for, you see. They wouldn’t be content if it didn’t keep hurting.

So you pretend to like the things you don't, and you pretend you don't like the things you do, and then they'll never know where to hit so it hurts.

Бешеных собак отстреливают, их не ловят, чтобы лечить.

Look, reality itself bows down to Naruto. If he thinks there's some good in someone, there will be.

Levi is a jackass trying to crawl into Xanxus ass to live there for the rest of his life.

Ненавижу долги. Берешь чужое и на время, а отдаешь свое и насовсем.

Любой труд должен быть оплачен. Желательно — по двойному тарифу.

- А может, просто поженимся?
- С ума сошел - портить постелью и семейными склоками такую замечательную дружбу?

Шеф фирмы говорит помощнику:
- Вызови мою машину.
Помощник - секретарю:
- Вызови Мерседес шефу.
Секретарь - диспетчеру:
- Карету к подъезду.
Диспетчер - водителю:
- Телегу нашей обезьяне.

Whoever told you that to be peaceful was to be weak?

One should always know one's own limits before a situation forces that knowledge upon them.

But what-ifs are poison to the mind, because what has passed is not for us to change. We’ve only been given the future, and that is for us to shape as best as we are able.

People… Bloody shame they didn’t come with instruction manuals. Or at least a pause-button.

- Не-е, я через балкон не полезу. У меня клаустрофобия!
- Клаустрофобия – это боязнь замкнутого пространства. Где ты тут видишь замкнутое пространство?
- В гробу! В гробу замкнутое пространство!

Девиз нашего общества - Каждый может быть индивидуальным, но должен быть как все.

— Совсем недавно ты сам считал, что нет бога, кроме квиддича, и «Пушки Педдл» его пророки.

— Аминь.

Минерва свой львятник всегда защищала до потери пульса. Причем, что характерно, первыми пульс теряли ее оппоненты.

The first rule of any parent: always compliment your little ones’ artistic creations, no matter how misshapen.

Life hurts; that doesn’t mean you stop living.

Do I have to mention I don't like Gandalf very much? He couldn't have mentioned the spiders to the Dwarrow? Or that he no doubt was very aware that the damn dragon was still alive? Or why he really wanted it gone and don't get me started on poor unassuming Hobbits being dragged off into mortal danger because the damn wizard is bored >:(
Same blasted thing with Dumbledore! I swear, 90% of the causalities and drama could have been prevented if those two idiots would have just told the damn truth from the start instead of playing mysterious.

"But this!" Bilbo waved at the discarded contract in disgust. "This so-called contract is nothing but a deliberate, premeditated insult to my intelligence. Because, clearly, insulting my appearance and my presumed occupation was not enough. And to think you seethe when Men sneer down their noses at you. I can't imagine why, since the moment you found someone smaller you proceeded to do the exact same thing."

- ТЫ ДОЛЖЕН НАУЧИТЬСЯ СОСТРАДАНИЮ, ПОДОБАЮЩЕМУ НАШЕМУ РЕМЕСЛУ!
- В чем же оно выражается?
- В ОСТРОТЕ ЛЕЗВИЯ.

Bilbo breathed in slowly, and then breathed out slowly.

“Frodo-child, cover your ears.”

“Why?” Frodo tilted his head, displaying a mess of cake crumbs already smeared all over his face.

“Because Uncle Bilbo is going to say some rather unkind words, and I would prefer you not learn them until your legs are long enough to outrun your grandmother when she tries to pinch your ear for saying them.”

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