http://moemesto.ru/o_z/tags/stand-up Сервис интернет закладок МоёМесто.ru ru Fri, 08 May 2026 18:24:14 +0300 http://moemesto.ru/o_z/tags/stand-up http://moemesto.ru/icons/logo.jpg http://quotations.about.com/od/funnymovieandtvquotes/a/seinfeld9.htm http://moemesto.ru/link/5228089 "I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings."

"I can't go to a bad movie by myself! What am I gonna do? Make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to

I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.” Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:47:12 +0300 http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4372731/Comedy_Central_Presents__100_Greatest_Stand-Ups_of_All_Time http://moemesto.ru/link/1268421 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:40:59 +0300 http://krakvasha.livejournal.com/22458.html#cutid1 http://moemesto.ru/link/1267184 У Milton Berle есть отличная фраза: «Безопасность – это когда ты знаешь свой текст». Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:08:30 +0300